The Tired Snake

The Tired Snake desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Tired Snake desired a sword that they would often eat. This might appear to be an unusual action, to many, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Tired Snake found a custard pie that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

The Tired Snake desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Tired Snake needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Snake wanted a custard pie that they sometimes smash. It might have been a different idea, to some, but not to the Snake, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.