Their Retarded Snake

Their Retarded Snake looked for a ball that they would often drop. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a ball was the item that was selected.

Their Retarded Snake always kept a stapler that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a stapler being the chosen item.

Their Retarded Snake desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly weird thought, to my children, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.

Their Retarded Snake desired a bat that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Snake desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

Their Retarded Snake looked for a wig to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. A wig being the chosen item.