The Famous Snake

The Famous Snake desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Famous Snake searched for a cheese grater that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater of all things.

The Famous Snake needed a cucumber that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

The Famous Snake owned a can of coke that they would often embrace. This could be considered a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Famous Snake wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Famous Snake desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a toilet brush being the item selected.