The Fucking Snake

The Fucking Snake desperately looked for a radiator that they would often play with. It is considered to be an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Snake carried a block of cheese that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A block of cheese being the thing opted for.

The Fucking Snake always carried a tomato that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had decided it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Snake craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often sit and look at. It should be a fairly peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

The Fucking Snake always had with them a cup that they would often rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Snake had a helmet that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a strange thought, to many, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.