Their Green Snake

Their Green Snake always had with them a stapler that they sometimes eat. This seems a fairly odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

Their Green Snake found a can of coke that they would sometimes worship. This seems an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. A can of coke is the thing to opt for.

Their Green Snake desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often share. One might say this is a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

Their Green Snake desperately looked for a custard pie that they would play with. This could be considered a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

Their Green Snake found a sword that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be an exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was fun. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen thing.

Their Green Snake looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a porno magazine of all things.