A Retarded Snake

A Retarded Snake owned a little monkey to drop. It might have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Snake found a tomato that they sometimes drop. This could be considered an extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Snake desperately looked for a porno magazine that they liked to break. It is considered to be a fairly new activity, to some, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Snake carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes share. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to some, but not to the Snake, who thought it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a chocolate bar having that done to it

A Retarded Snake always carried a can of Tango to put on his head. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

A Retarded Snake had a toilet brush that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to select.