A Crypting Snake

A Crypting Snake wanted a melon to put up their bum. It would have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing to opt for.

A Crypting Snake desperately looked for a vibrator that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

A Crypting Snake always carried a piece of paper that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

A Crypting Snake searched for a pint of cider that they would often put on his head. It should be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

A Crypting Snake always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper having that done to it

A Crypting Snake desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.