His Big Snake

His Big Snake often carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. A pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

His Big Snake craved for a pen that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

His Big Snake owned a bottle of coke that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who expected it was epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

His Big Snake always had with them a sponge to sleep with. It was a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Big Snake desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes eat. It would be an original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. A magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

His Big Snake desperately desired a bag of poop that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to select.