A Exciting Snake

A Exciting Snake found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a curious action, to some, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was amazing. A painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

A Exciting Snake had a cheese grater to throw. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to most, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

A Exciting Snake needed a painting of a melon to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

A Exciting Snake searched for a dildo that they would break. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

A Exciting Snake wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often smash. This seems a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Snake, who felt it would be wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

A Exciting Snake had a toilet brush that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.