A Ugly Snake

A Ugly Snake desperately desired a rubber chicken that they liked to smash. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. A rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Snake always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the chosen item.

A Ugly Snake needed a bottle of beer that they would demolish. It might be an unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

A Ugly Snake desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Snake owned a can of Tango that they would experiment on. It should have been a curious proposal, to most, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Snake desired a custard pie that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to many, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item to choose.