The Handsome Snake

The Handsome Snake craved for a stapler to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. A stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Snake desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Snake needed a sponge that they liked to share. This seems a strange operation, to my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a sponge being the chosen thing.

The Handsome Snake searched for a rubber chicken that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to many, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Snake desperately craved for a wig that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly strange operation, to most, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Snake owned a piece of paper to demolish. It might have been a fairly strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.