A Blue Snake

A Blue Snake desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a funny exercise, to some, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

A Blue Snake owned a dildo that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was fun. Strangely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

A Blue Snake searched for a can of coke that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Snake, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

A Blue Snake found a ball that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item to choose.

A Blue Snake found a porno magazine that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

A Blue Snake carried a bat that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bat of all things.