Their Retarded Snake

Their Retarded Snake desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often eat. It should be an original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Their Retarded Snake found a sponge that they would worship. This seems to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be stunning. A sponge being the item selected.

Their Retarded Snake often carried a bottle of beer that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Their Retarded Snake desperately looked for a ball that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Snake craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes throw. It would be a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Snake owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be an odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. A rubber johnny being the item selected.