My Fucking Snake

My Fucking Snake wanted a pen to put up their bum. This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

My Fucking Snake always kept a set of lego to experiment on. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to select.

My Fucking Snake desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

My Fucking Snake owned a vibrator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

My Fucking Snake searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes throw. It should have been an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

My Fucking Snake desperately desired a set of lego to break. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a set of lego being the chosen thing.