Ugly Snake

Ugly Snake desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would share. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Ugly Snake always had with them a cup that they would cuddle. It is a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A cup would be the thing that was chosen.

Ugly Snake always had with them a cucumber to embrace. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who had decided it would be fun. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

Ugly Snake desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a helmet was the chosen item.

Ugly Snake often carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to eat. It would have been a new activity, to you, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

Ugly Snake wanted a computer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was selected.