A Red Snake

A Red Snake looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

A Red Snake found a sword that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

A Red Snake had a spade that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a spade was the chosen thing.

A Red Snake always had with them a hat that they would often rub on his belly. It would be an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was out of this world. A hat is the item to select.

A Red Snake craved for a painting of a melon that they would play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

A Red Snake wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes smash. It was a new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.