Their Retarded Snake

Their Retarded Snake desperately needed a dildo to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who feels it was out of this world. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Their Retarded Snake searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Snake craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally annihilate It might be a fairly odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

Their Retarded Snake desired a sponge that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was selected.

Their Retarded Snake carried a CD player that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who felt it was exciting. Strangely, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

Their Retarded Snake always carried a teapot that they liked to worship. This is certainly an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the item that was chosen.