Her Exceptional Snake

Her Exceptional Snake craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often break. It should be an original suggestion, to me, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

Her Exceptional Snake desired a pint of beer that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Her Exceptional Snake desperately desired a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. It was a funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

Her Exceptional Snake found a porno magazine that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Snake found a cheese grater that they would often insert somewhere. It was a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Her Exceptional Snake needed a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen item.