The Exciting Snake

The Exciting Snake desperately needed a pint of beer to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Exciting Snake found a pint of cider that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Snake looked for a bag of poop that they would often eat. It is considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Snake often carried a rubber johnny that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Snake always carried a big sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly new thing to do, to most, but not to the Snake, who felt it was entertaining. Strangely, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Snake always had with them a crown to worship. It is considered to be a fairly different exercise, to many, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. A crown is the thing that was chosen.