His Lonely Snake

His Lonely Snake desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to you, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Snake desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea is wonderful. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lonely Snake desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird proposal, to you, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

His Lonely Snake always carried a cup that they liked to play with. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the item that was opted for.

His Lonely Snake needed a sword that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

His Lonely Snake often carried a bottle of coke that they would sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.