The Grumpy Snake

The Grumpy Snake always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be an astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Snake desperately desired a teapot to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Snake desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Snake desperately searched for a teapot that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be an odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Snake looked for a bat to hug. It was a fairly new proposal, to many, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Strangely, a bat was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Snake always had with them a wig that they would cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing selected.