A Chinese Snake

A Chinese Snake desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would often play with. This might appear to be a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Chinese Snake searched for a sword that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be epic. Strangely, a sword was the chosen thing.

A Chinese Snake desired a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

A Chinese Snake looked for a pint of beer that they would rub on his belly. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Chinese Snake desperately needed a melon to drop. It is considered to be an astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. A melon is the thing to select.

A Chinese Snake desired a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.