The Red Snake

The Red Snake always had with them a little monkey that they would share. It should have been an extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Snake desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

The Red Snake carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

The Red Snake always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Red Snake always had with them a vibrator to sit and look at. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to me, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Snake always carried a cucumber that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Snake, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.