His Boring Snake

His Boring Snake owned a sack of potatoes that they sometimes smash. It was a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Snake, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

His Boring Snake desperately looked for a vibrator that they would sit and look at. It should have been an astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

His Boring Snake desperately desired a tomato that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

His Boring Snake searched for a condom that they would often put on his head. One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who felt it was stunning. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was selected.

His Boring Snake always carried a pen to try to balance on their head. It is a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a pen being the item selected.

His Boring Snake owned a piece of paper that they liked to annihilate This seems a bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. A piece of paper was the chosen item.