A Dodgy Snake

A Dodgy Snake desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be epic. Strangely, a sword would be the item that was selected.

A Dodgy Snake always carried a rubber johnny that they liked to break. One might find this to be an astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Snake desperately looked for a mug to demolish. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Snake had a tomato to put on his head. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be wonderful. Honestly, a tomato being the item opted for.

A Dodgy Snake owned a crown that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who expected it was stunning. A crown being the item opted for.

A Dodgy Snake desperately craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes embrace. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.