A Round Sparrow

A Round Sparrow desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

A Round Sparrow desperately wanted a condom to drop. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

A Round Sparrow looked for a vibrator to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

A Round Sparrow desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes share. It should have been a peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was fun. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Round Sparrow searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

A Round Sparrow desired a porno magazine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.