My Big Sparrow

My Big Sparrow desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a fairly peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item selected.

My Big Sparrow needed a stapler that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to choose.

My Big Sparrow desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It was an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

My Big Sparrow searched for a ball that they would eat. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a ball was the item that was opted for.

My Big Sparrow desperately searched for a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be wonderful. Honestly, a spade was the item that was selected.

My Big Sparrow desperately looked for a set square that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be an odd idea, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to choose.