The Boring Sparrow

The Boring Sparrow desperately wanted a cucumber that they sometimes worship. It might be an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the chosen item.

The Boring Sparrow searched for a set square that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the chosen thing.

The Boring Sparrow desired a bag of flour that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Boring Sparrow desperately needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be an original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

The Boring Sparrow had a mug that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Sparrow desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato being the thing opted for.