Silly Sparrow

Silly Sparrow always carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

Silly Sparrow needed a helmet that they would often share. It would be a fairly original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

Silly Sparrow desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

Silly Sparrow searched for a custard pie that they would often worship. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Honestly, a custard pie having that done to it

Silly Sparrow owned a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. It is a fairly different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it was epic. A can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Silly Sparrow desperately desired a set square that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a set square was the item that was opted for.