Fat Sparrow

Fat Sparrow desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally smash. It would be a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Fat Sparrow desired a condom that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the item selected.

Fat Sparrow desperately wanted a block of cheese that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

Fat Sparrow craved for a can of Tango that they would often eat. It was a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.

Fat Sparrow always had with them a cucumber that they would hug. This might appear to be an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Fat Sparrow desperately desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.