His Confused Sparrow

His Confused Sparrow desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

His Confused Sparrow found a can of Tango that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

His Confused Sparrow desperately searched for a stretchman to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

His Confused Sparrow desperately searched for a wig that they liked to throw. It would have been a surprising activity, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the thing that was selected.

His Confused Sparrow desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be sublime. Remarkably, a bat is the item that was chosen.

His Confused Sparrow desperately looked for a can of coke that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.