His Confused Sparrow

His Confused Sparrow always had with them a big sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

His Confused Sparrow desperately craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

His Confused Sparrow desperately wanted a condom that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a condom having that done to it

His Confused Sparrow looked for a sponge that they sometimes embrace. It would be a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

His Confused Sparrow had a little monkey that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Sparrow desperately needed a condom that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly odd action, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to select.