The Lucky Sparrow

The Lucky Sparrow desperately needed a cucumber that they would put on his head. This seems to be a fairly bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Lucky Sparrow often carried a sword that they liked to demolish. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Sparrow desired a dildo that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be entertaining. Honestly, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Lucky Sparrow always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Sparrow carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Lucky Sparrow found a chocolate bar that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.