Her Depressed Sparrow

Her Depressed Sparrow desperately wanted a crown that they liked to worship. It would be an exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a crown is the thing to select.

Her Depressed Sparrow wanted a computer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly funny thought, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is epic. Strangely, a computer is the item to opt for.

Her Depressed Sparrow desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly new operation, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

Her Depressed Sparrow desired a sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an original thought, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

Her Depressed Sparrow looked for a melon that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Her Depressed Sparrow desperately desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.