The Stupid Sparrow

The Stupid Sparrow desperately craved for a pen that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Sparrow carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Sparrow desperately looked for a computer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Sparrow wanted a cucumber that they would hug. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Sparrow needed a tomato that they would sometimes embrace. It was a fairly funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Sparrow desperately needed a vibrator that they would often insert somewhere. It is a fairly different thing to do, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.