A Horny Sparrow

A Horny Sparrow had a dildo that they would sometimes hug. It might be a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

A Horny Sparrow desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Sparrow desperately searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly new action, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

A Horny Sparrow always kept a piece of paper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered an extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a piece of paper having that done to it

A Horny Sparrow carried a helmet that they would hug. It would have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

A Horny Sparrow always had with them a big sponge that they would put on his head. This seems to be a fairly weird action, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a big sponge being the thing opted for.