His Confused Sparrow

His Confused Sparrow desperately craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This could be considered an odd action, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

His Confused Sparrow desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Sparrow needed a custard pie that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the item selected.

His Confused Sparrow desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

His Confused Sparrow looked for a vibrator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was exciting. Bizarrely, a vibrator having that done to it

His Confused Sparrow always carried a pen that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be epic. Bizarrely, a pen being the chosen item.