Her Silly Sparrow

Her Silly Sparrow needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

Her Silly Sparrow carried a cucumber that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to select.

Her Silly Sparrow desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Her Silly Sparrow wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

Her Silly Sparrow desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was spectacular. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

Her Silly Sparrow craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to select.