His Retarded Sparrow

His Retarded Sparrow always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be amazing. Strangely, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

His Retarded Sparrow desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sit and look at. It is a different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Sparrow needed a pen that they sometimes embrace. It would be a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be stunning. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Sparrow desired a spade that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A spade was the thing that was opted for.

His Retarded Sparrow wanted a vibrator to worship. One might consider this to be an original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the thing selected.

His Retarded Sparrow desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would embrace. It is a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.