Their Special Sparrow

Their Special Sparrow always kept a stapler that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to select.

Their Special Sparrow craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

Their Special Sparrow desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a fairly weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a cup would be the chosen thing.

Their Special Sparrow always kept a pint of cider that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a funny activity, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Their Special Sparrow often carried a stretchman that they would often smash. It might have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was exciting. A stretchman being the chosen thing.

Their Special Sparrow desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes break. It should have been an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.