Angry Sparrow

Angry Sparrow found a toilet brush that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

Angry Sparrow desired a cucumber that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

Angry Sparrow searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes hug. It was an astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

Angry Sparrow desperately searched for a cucumber to annihilate This seems to be a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to select.

Angry Sparrow desperately needed a rubber chicken that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

Angry Sparrow desperately looked for a condom that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a different activity, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was amazing. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.