A Troubled Sparrow

A Troubled Sparrow desperately looked for a vibrator that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be fun. Honestly, a vibrator having that done to it

A Troubled Sparrow often carried a can of Tango that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

A Troubled Sparrow always kept a can of coke that they liked to worship. This is certainly an exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

A Troubled Sparrow needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes smash. It was an astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

A Troubled Sparrow always carried a set square that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item chosen.

A Troubled Sparrow desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was amazing. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.