Depressed Sparrow

Depressed Sparrow always kept a vibrator that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

Depressed Sparrow desperately needed a CD player that they liked to throw. It should have been a curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Sparrow looked for a pint of cider that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Depressed Sparrow always kept a teapot that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was exciting. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

Depressed Sparrow desired a computer that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

Depressed Sparrow owned a set of lego that they liked to embrace. It was a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.