The Exceptional Sparrow

The Exceptional Sparrow craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to sleep with. It would have been an original thing to do, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Sparrow always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Sparrow desperately craved for a mug that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be fun. A mug is the item to choose.

The Exceptional Sparrow desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Sparrow desperately searched for a set square that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be spectacular. Strangely, a set square is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Sparrow owned a cheese grater that they would often smash. It would have been a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.