His Retarded Sparrow

His Retarded Sparrow always had with them a sponge to put on his head. It would be a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a sponge being the item selected.

His Retarded Sparrow always had with them a CD player that they would sometimes smash. It is a strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was stunning. A CD player of all things.

His Retarded Sparrow owned a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

His Retarded Sparrow found a tomato to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

His Retarded Sparrow desperately desired a toilet brush that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

His Retarded Sparrow carried a bottle of coke to hug. It would have been a fairly different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.