The Horny Sparrow

The Horny Sparrow desperately craved for a crown that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Horny Sparrow often carried a pen that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item to choose.

The Horny Sparrow owned a pint of beer that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. A pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Horny Sparrow desired a bat that they would smash. It might have been a curious operation, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

The Horny Sparrow owned a bottle of coke to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Horny Sparrow desired a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing to select.