The Chinese Sparrow

The Chinese Sparrow always carried a chocolate bar that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

The Chinese Sparrow desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to break. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Sparrow often carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Chinese Sparrow had a vibrator to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Sparrow had a spade that they would put up their bum. It was a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to choose.

The Chinese Sparrow owned a pint of cider that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.