The Stupid Sparrow

The Stupid Sparrow searched for a ball that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

The Stupid Sparrow desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be epic. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Sparrow needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Stupid Sparrow desperately craved for a hat that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a weird thought, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Sparrow owned a rubber chicken to put down their trousers. It was an odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Sparrow desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would smash. It would have been an odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.