Her Horny Sparrow

Her Horny Sparrow needed a wig that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the chosen thing.

Her Horny Sparrow always carried a crown that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Horny Sparrow desperately craved for a big sponge that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

Her Horny Sparrow desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be entertaining. A CD player is the item that was chosen.

Her Horny Sparrow desperately craved for a radiator that they would often throw. It should be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

Her Horny Sparrow always kept a cheese grater that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.