Her Adventurous Sparrow

Her Adventurous Sparrow wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Her Adventurous Sparrow searched for a little monkey that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Adventurous Sparrow desperately needed a vibrator that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Adventurous Sparrow often carried a rubber johnny that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Adventurous Sparrow found a condom to sleep with. This could be considered an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was epic. A condom would be the item chosen.

Her Adventurous Sparrow found a lava lamp that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.